How would you rate your dating skills on a scale of brilliant/good/average/poor/fucking horrific? Yeah, us too. So here’s Jess Matthews to help, with a list of things you should never discuss on a first date,… Read More
Are you ready for some groundbreaking new directions in men’s farshun? Good, because in this decidedly-nsfw clip (above) the Bondi Hipsters introduce their ideas to reshape the industry. Will the ‘side-ball’ be hot this… Read More
Laura Ghafoor explains the reasons that Facebook drives us abso-bloody-lutely mental: It makes us say things like “cray cray.” This is Not Acceptable, but apparently okay in the social media arena. It makes… Read More
If knowledge is power, communication inspires interactivity and with affluence comes choice, then living in the privileged, overly commodified and cluttered world that we do is leading us all down the same path… Read More
Whether you enjoy comedy that’s light-hearted and uplifting or prefer something a little darker/cynical, there’s sure to be something for you throughout 2014. With many popular acts set to unleash their material across… Read More
Tom Spooner helps us avoid embarrassment this Valentine’s Day by advising us on definite musical no-no’s in the bedroom: When it comes to setting the mood for a night of romantic nudge-nudge wink-winking… Read More
With Valentine’s Day lurking ominously around the corner, Jess Matthews suggests activities to entertain/amuse yourself: On the 14th of February the world is divided in two. Half of us become hazily consumed by lust and… Read More
Somethingyousaid.com’s Sonia Clarke attempts to navigate her way around a “Yoga Rave”. Yikes: O Sydney, you glossy harlot! Resplendent in sand and harbour, glittering and glistening in obscene sunshine, filled with the beautiful… Read More
When Dean Martin sang ‘Walking in a Winter Wonderland’ all those years ago, I’m 100% certain he did not have the annual Hyde Park festivities in mind; hundreds of overpriced Bratwurst stalls, stands… Read More
Much as we enjoy attempting to comprehend exactly what the heck Professor Brian Cox is talking about (while also swooning just a little bit), or getting angry at politicians playing for applause on… Read More
Average Joe Veganism and why the Naysayers can Fuck Right Off. I would consider myself a thoroughly devoted follower of something I like to refer to as ‘average Joe veganism’. I’m unfaltering in… Read More
Somethingyousaid.com’s Elfy Scott questions her love/hate relationship with booze. I wake to debilitating nausea and the sense that I’m not entirely sure which one of my orifices is about to erupt. My morning… Read More