Happy Holidays to all our readers!

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Christmas is upon us! That magical time¬†where you’re subjected to interminable, spirit-crushing hangtimes with your extended family. Still… the food… just focus on the mountains of food you are going to indiscriminately shovel into your mouth. And then there’s the booze. Hooray for booze. It’s pretty much blasphemous NOT to be still hungover, yet on your second beer by 10am on Christmas Day, right?

Anyway, in an attempt to get you in the spirit, here are a few Christmas tunes. Enjoy! First up, Destiny’s Child.

Next… the best Christmas song everrrrrrrr. Bums, punks and old sluts on junk. Merry fucking Christmas.

Christmas just ain’t Christmas without this slice of genius. And how’s about a chatroullette video from our favourite bearded hero? WINNER!

East 17 should hold a place in everyone’s hearts ever since the time their singer, Brian Harvey, RAN HIMSELF OVER AND THEN BLAMED IT ON A POTATO. Seriously, Google it. Anyhoo, this video features Tony Mortimer floating across the screen stroking his own face (at 2.08). Enjoy.

Next, Tom Waits being wonderful.

And lastly, this.

MERRY CHRISTMAS DUDES/DUDETTES. WE HOPE YOU GET THAT WALKMAN YOU ASKED FOR.